Taking The Stage

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Ballet:

Expectations:

Reality:

this picture makes me cry every time he’s so HAPPY

holy crap this is amazing.

haha

t-im-ingr—leat:

Paris Pictures

i cybered on omegle today

{title}

You:	hi
Stranger:	hey
You:	wanna cyber
Stranger:	Depends are you a girl? ;)
You:	ya
Stranger:	And okay then, you start?
You:	i come into ur bedroom
You:	and ur sleeping
You:	and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger:	I'm still asleep
You:	u feel me pulling down ur pants
You:	and u wake up and smile
Stranger:	I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You:	then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You:	cutting off your penis
Stranger:	wait
You:	THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger:	Then what...?
You:	I HATE YOU
Stranger:	I didn't cheat
You:	you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger:	i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You:	nobody ever knows what happened
You:	i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You:	the end
Stranger:	I have a mercedes?
You:	not anymore faggot
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pamela-jane:

lol and his bike says norman

NORMAAAN,